C O R N H A M M I E S

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David Lee Roth and I went to Ohio

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Scott offered him a delicious rib:

Lilly offered to play a game with David:

Gabrielle tried to have a conversation with him:

David was unimpressed by the METAL truck balls at the demolition derby in Alexandria, KY:

Kelli tried to tell David a joke:

Sean & David were equally unimpressed with each other:

But to be fair, Sean always makes that face when something totally sweet is next to him:

Finally, I treated David to a remarkable breakfast (which he DID NOT eat):

Then he said crude things to Melanie & Mary:

POLAR BEARS!

2010-05-08T09:02:00.000-07:00

unusual nutritional needs!

polar bear coaster!

The world continues to be full of wieners.

2010-05-03T15:23:00.000-07:00

The world is full of wieners.

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sewing

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HERE

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DRUM CARDER & JEFF THE BROTHERHOOD

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a couple years ago,
somebody sassed me for doing THIS

to my drum carder.

whatever, man. it's mine.

Today:::::

JEFF THE BROTHERHOOD

LISTEN

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redo of YOUNG REBBONNA DORTHEREANS by Henry Darger

2010-03-28T13:36:00.000-07:00

I NEVER WANT TO SMELL YOU AGAIN!!

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2008:

2010:

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2005:

2010:

2010-02-16T11:56:00.001-08:00

Jim's family cat Peeper was staring at me one day.

some really super sweet gross food from True Blood.
seriously, there's some Spam and some kinda green mush
and a few beans and stuff.

One day, the tv doctors were talking about
putting decorative crystals on your privates

I had fried pickles here once

I crocheted this over five years ago. There are plastic eggs in it.

Jim took me out for Neely's BAR-B-Q.
it was good and tomato-y.

2010-01-15T09:12:00.000-08:00

THE SAVORERS

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2009-12-29T10:05:00.001-08:00

Mr T North American SPECTACULAR!!!!!!!

2009-12-23T08:08:00.000-08:00

Thank you C Ditter von Dittersdorf

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self loathing and diet soda

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2009-12-04T11:31:00.001-08:00

2009-12-04T05:32:00.000-08:00

Madonna, Kenny Rogers, Hermione Granger in my work room

Britney and all my adhesives together, and Snow White

work room wall. Britney. Again.

I made a blanket for my new friend Ollie:

Working on an Anakin & Spaghetti pillow:

Jim told me about this & I thought he was joking.
But IT IS REAL. Thank goodness.

have a good day!!

!!!!!!!TURDUCKEN HORROR!!!!!!!

2009-11-23T08:47:00.000-08:00

Hello sweet people.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
there are presents for you...
Firstly, Paula Deen spanks a turducken:

Secondly, I originally made a mix mp3 file
for Jeremy Duncan and have since decided
that it is too ridiculous not to share with you
as well. On it you will find the following:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/ug8yfe
C Ditter von Dittersdorf was kind and gave
me the following beauties and I THANK, I THANK!!:

always remember: just click on photo to make BIG:

ok bye!

MOTIVATIONAL WISEAU

2009-11-20T07:13:00.000-08:00

2009-11-17T07:59:00.000-08:00

I never realized constipation or the relief of
constipation could be so much fun!!!!!!!!!!

Back in 2004, HBO aired a documentary series called FAMILY BONDS

2009-11-17T07:41:00.000-08:00

JEROME

2009-11-17T07:13:00.000-08:00

At a thrift store here in Springfield, Tennessee lies
a bin filled with the drawings of a mysterious man
named Jerome. I am please to share with you.

OH HI

2009-11-13T08:54:00.000-08:00

Just as a reminder, please remember to:

Narrator: The fishermen wake up excited to be alive.
They hope for good weather and good luck.
Both fisherman are covered with sores and boners.

Buck Jam, Uncle Jesse & Big Chub

2009-11-03T06:41:00.000-08:00

Hi!
Batman pinata:

Batman cologne:

Uncle Jesse:

Uncle Jim:

uhhhhhhhh OMG BUCK JAM:

A wizard!

BIG CHUB bologna!

SUPER MEGA MENSTRUATION POST

2009-10-01T15:30:00.000-07:00

**click on the photos for larger versions**

BONUS: cranberry sauce & pantyhose:

EXTRA BONUS: diet soda & pantyhose:

EXTRA SPECIAL BONUS: cathy!!!!!!!!!!

Man, these Nabisco snack crackers are f***ing INSANE!!!!!!!

2009-10-01T14:54:00.000-07:00

Meddlesome unicorns!

2009-10-01T14:11:00.000-07:00

trying to raise human child as it's own:

intimidating the challenged:

I was wondering if you wanted to come over for sloppy joes tonight

2009-09-29T12:36:00.000-07:00

"Update on my life" or "It's really exciting"

2009-09-23T13:01:00.000-07:00

Hi there. First off, let me set the mood for this post:

Now the chicken segment:

Jenna introduced me to PRINCE'S HOT CHICKEN:

Jim and I watched a movie that was kind of like an Israeli Porky's:

Thanks to Erik, Jim and I also watched THE ROOM, which renewed my will to live.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room_(film)
I've been meaning to ask you--

And finally, some stuff I didn't buy:

2009-08-23T09:21:00.001-07:00

I heard centipedes prefer peach schnapps, is it true?

MAGICAL JAMBOREE

2009-08-20T09:02:00.000-07:00

True Blood, tomatoes and tomato products.

2009-08-15T11:35:00.000-07:00

p.s. just found out there is such a thing as BANANA KETCHUP.

VERY HELPFUL ADVICE

2009-08-13T08:31:00.000-07:00

A riddle or tongue twister from Wife Swap:

Education from the great GARY BUSEY:

MORE HERE

two of the greatest songs ever recorded in human history of world

2009-08-11T12:43:00.000-07:00

dear Vincent James, please write.

A long long time ago I heard two magical

beyond magical songs of love, passion &

clocks. I am proud to share these masterpieces

of American song with you today:

DOWNLOAD HERE

STONED DOLLS: a shocking exposé

2009-08-11T11:51:00.000-07:00

Clearly tweeked, twisted, walloped, wankered, wasted, wiped-out & wooop Chicken on some heavy duty magic dragon:

Tragically zoomin on some Sparklers, Stovetop, Super Ice,Tick Tick or maybe even some Peanut Butter crank:

Another pickled & plastered ring dang doo obviously operating on some serious Whackatabacky, Whackyweed or Good Butt, Good Giggles, or Good Stuff :

Sadly, Mari, Mari Jane, Mary, Mary & Johnny, Mary Ann,Mary Jane, Mary Jonas, Mary Warner, Mary Weaver, Mary Worner have already taken the best years of her life:

It's all fun and games until somebody gets hooked on Bubblegum, Brown, Hawaiian Gold, Bathtub Crank or Skittles!

please don't let this happen to you!